United States District Court, D. Massachusetts
MEMORANDUM AND ORDER
F. DENNIS SAYLOR, IV, District Judge.
On June 30, 2015, plaintiffs Travis Darrow and Chris Donnelly, both prisoners at the State Correctional Institute, Benner Township, Bellefonte, Pennsylvania, filed a two-page handwritten document entitled "Preliminary Injunction, Temporary Restraining Order TRO 28 U.S.C. § 1331." (Docket No. 1). The document names as defendants singer Taylor Swift and Apple, Inc.
As to Taylor Swift, Travis and Donnelly allege that in 1989, they were at the Boston Garden when they came up with the idea for her album "1989." They contend that she stole their idea. Travis and Donnelly further allege that Taylor Swift pick-pocketed them to obtain their Apple iPhones and stole their credit cards in order to buy tickets from Tickettron (an internet website that sells tickets to events) so that her concert would sell out. They allege that by doing this, she was "cooking the books." Id. at 2. They further claim that Taylor Swift is lip-synching. Id.
With respect to Apple, Inc., Travis and Donnelly claim that they invented the Apple iPhone in 1989. They further allege:
Apple, Inc. pelted our heads with Apples-Taylor Swift as Eve. Defendants are rotten to the core. We are scared Taylor Swift has Pennsylvania ties [and] we are frightened of her. She might cut out our voice boxes for whistleblowing. In 1989 we were riding bikes next to Swift tracking Taylor Swift [she] put a stick in our bicycle spokes[.] [W]e Flipped and Swift Flipped us off. Apple, Inc. gave Jobs [illegible word]. Apple witches watches us. We [were] worried sick. Panic Attacks.
Id. at 1 [brackets added]
Plaintiffs seek a restraining order against Taylor Swift from singing lyrics that offend them. They do not state what relief is sought against Apple, Inc. Plaintiffs did not pay the filing fee nor did they seek leave to proceed in forma pauperis.
A. The Filing Fee
A party (or parties) bringing a civil action must either (1) pay the $350 filing fee and the $50 administrative fee, see 28 U.S.C. § 1914(a), or (2) seek leave to proceed without prepayment of the filing fee, see 28 U.S.C. § 1915 (proceedings in forma pauperis ). Where, as here, the plaintiffs are prisoners, each motion for waiver of prepayment of the filing fee must be accompanied by "a certified copy of the trust fund account statement (or institutional equivalent) for the prisoner for the 6-month period immediately preceding the filing of the complaint... obtained from the appropriate official of each prison at which the prisoner is or was confined." 28 U.S.C. § 1915(a)(2).
As noted, plaintiffs have not paid the fee nor filed any requests for a waiver of the filing fee. Generally, in such situations, the Court would permit the prisoner plaintiffs an opportunity to pay the filing fee in full or else file a motion for leave to proceed in forma pauperis accompanied by a certified prison account statement. For the reasons set forth below, however, this action is being dismissed sua sponte and thus no further opportunity to cure the defects will be given.
B. Failure to File a Complaint
Rule 3 of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure state that "[a] civil action is commenced by filing a complaint with the court." Fed.R.Civ.P. 3. Here, Travis and Donnelly have not filed a "complaint"; rather, they have filed what this Court deems to be a motion for preliminary injunction and temporary restraining order. The Court will not construe that pleading as their complaint, because it does not remotely comport with the pleading requirements of Rules 8 and 10 of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure and fails to state a claim upon which relief can be granted. It is frivolous and implausible in the extreme.
This Court generally would permit plaintiffs an opportunity to file an amended complaint. However, because the allegations presented by Darrow and Donnelly are obviously frivolous, no such opportunity will be provided here. See Street v. Fair, 918 F.2d 269 (1st Cir. 1990) ( sua sponte dismissals do not require notice to plaintiff with opportunity to respond, if the claim is ...